hawfi
a meduim sized orange and white cat with long hair.
an imortal beast of immense power that can make goofy blonde kids into slaves to satisfy the selfish desires of said animal.
“but hawfi is the only friend i need” said the first to succ-m to the hawfi’s might, and the world fell into darkness once more.
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