Hawiian Punch Heimlich


saw your d-ck off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
i’m so depressed. i guess i’ll have to hawiian punch heimlich tonight. the recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

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