hawk nose
a person of the jewish faith. from the argument scene in ‘monty python’s life of brian’ between brian and his mother. as in “i’m a hawk nose, a hebe, red sea pedestrain, i’m kosher mum and proud of it!”
this sentiment is entirely understandable, given brian’s other option of being a spic!
which in it’s turn is preferable to admitting coming frombedford (which is a bit like masturbation….i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn’t admit it in polite company
“oi you some hawk nose or something?”
“no my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that i come from bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere”
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