hawkjob
the s-xual act performed by a male in the university of wisconsin whitewater’s mascots costume, willie the warhawk.
back when peter was willie he gave the best hawkjobs ever!
a once beautiful nose, made to resemble a bird beak by plastic surgery.
man,angie had such a great looking nose! why’d she have to ruin it with a hawk job?
-noun
the act of spitting on one’s hand for lubricant, then proceeding to give someone an ol fashioned.
ex. the other day jack got a hawkjob in chemistry cl-ss.
-plural: hawkjobs
ex. last night mike and tom both got hawkjobs in the movie theater.
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