Haysman
a frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his d-ck, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn’t have one. stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate s-xual comments.
alice: oh my g-d, i hate that d-ckless jerk. can’t he just p-ss off?!
imi: i know, he’s definitely a haysman.
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a reallly s-xy boy, with a big p-n-s and lots of p-b-s. he gets all the girls and is a cool guy. he is also a pimp
stasia: look how hot he is
bridie: yeah, thats a haysman 4 sure
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