Hayworth


the sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and -j-c-l-t- that leaks out of the receiving partner’s -n-s after a session of man-horse -n-l intercourse. named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator j.d. hayworth because of his h-m-phobia and acute fear of mandatory man-horse love.

see “santorum.”
is it just me, or is there a distinct aroma of hayworth wafting from the congressman’s pants area?

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