HCM

hcm – standing for: hair chest movement

hair·y   chest·ed   move·ment
hair-ee ches-tid moov-muhnt

–noun

an non affiliated civil rights organization that promotes the equality and well being of hairy chested individuals, both male & female. some would say the the hcm is more in depth and welcoming than an other movements in recent history. what makes the hcm a so influential is that they will extend their beliefs to non hairy chested individuals, again, both male & female. this ensures and truly demonstrates tranquility and tolerance of all.

in recent history, verbal slurs that have offended hcm followers have been:

“first is the worst”
“second is the best”
“third is the one with hairy chest”

– to verbal slurs like these, followers of hcm would respectfully, but sternly respond with the following of: “but what if the first or second place persons had hair chest themselves”
johnny: you must be from the eastern balkens, your chest is like a jungle.

rawhi: yes, i also happen to be a proud member of the hcm.
hardcore mutts: brazilian b-st–lity magazine which specializes in dog p-rn. rare in western countries, magazines considered novelty items by those in the b-st–lity scene.
“yo, harrington! what are you reading there?”
“hi, bob. new issue of hcm that i got today in my mail. look at those puppies!”
“mike, you’re one sick slob.”