HD bro
(noun) a bro from the high desert.
wardrobe: fiftynine-fifty hat (sometimes, the bill is curled back), spy sungl-sses in black/ white, piercings & tattoos, metal mulisha or any sort of shirt or jersey from no fear (some prefer topless too), d-ckie’s pants sagged, big belt buckle, tall black socks, & dvs shoes.
hobbies: riding dirtbikes, smoking weed, having s-xual intercourse with hot–ss brohoes, driving their lifted trucks, stealing from the mall, kicking -ss, glamis & havasu, skating/bmx, starting the mosh pit at concerts, “chilling”, having kick-backs, being loud & obnoxious, f-cking shiit up
music: kottonmouth kings, king spade, big b, icp, cypress hill, ect.
diet: budweiser! in-n-out, rockstar, monster, stoner burritos, whatever is handed to them
most hd bros are white trash that go into the construction industry. they have a low tolerance for gays & ghetto people.
they “rep” the area code. (760 for most)
guy 1: “what’s wrong with that guy over there?! he keeps making dirtbike noises and slurring out cuss words!”
guy 2: ” that’s my homie. he drank too much bud light. we need to drive him back to hesperia .”
guy 1: “f-ckin hd bros have all the fun.”
hd bro: “dgaf! dgaf motherf-cker! 760 bizznatch! get that chick over here! i’m going to eat her out ferrealll!”
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