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• toyam swim

  jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.) ben’s parents recently got a pool in their backyard. they told him no peeing, but they never said anything about toyam swims.

• complicatedkeeper

  complicatedkeeper ,(noun) a person who makes you smile , and keeps you on your toes. hey handsome , i. seem to smile more when i see you. you keep me on my toes . you are definitely definition of complicatedkeeper

• real campers

  someone who thinks they are better campers because they don’t use power and luxuries (as they call them). people camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain. “oh look at those not real campers because they are using a keurig”

• grenade dick

  when a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his p-n-s is about to explode. it is generally quite painful. “the pain of grenade d-ck makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection.”

• cop whipped

  while driving, the act of braking suddenly in the presence of a law officer. (adj.) dude i was driving down the freeway, this guy got cop whipped and slowed down to 60. i came really close to hitting his dumb-ss.

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