head for Splitsville


to be about to split up or break up with one’s boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one’s husband/wife soon

the expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
an old man’s parents head for splitsville and he is scared.

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