Head Patrol
group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. they can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick bj, t-tty flash or some -n-l lovin’ that ends with dirty sanchez.
to identify the head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
i had a three-way with the head patrol!
i got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk -ss and i got -ss raped at the county jail, sh-t.
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