head wedgie
n. taking the hood of someone’s hoodie and pulling it over their head and down really hard.
by wearing that ridiculous hoodie, he was asking for a head wedgie.
when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(sh-t marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.
my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.
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