headcrab
a small basketball-sized alien found in the -ssumed fictional game half-life.
headcrabs are small light yellow domes with four legs. their two front legs are long grasping claws, and the two rear are simply stubs to walk on and jump with. headcrabs find a human-like host and leap for the head, hence the name. they orient themselves on the head and cover the host’s face. their mouthlike structures somehow take control of their host’s brain activities and keep them alive as the headcrab. the “zombie” then conforms over times to include long pointy claws on the hands and a mouth that opens between the ribs.
a fully grown headcrab turns into a gonarch, commonly called big momma. four long armored legs and a circular sh-ll to cover the top, gonarch is radial in symmetry. she has a large eggsack and gives birth to baby headcrabs often. few headcrabs live to this age.
the quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab’s host.
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headcrabbing is the term for when an individual sneezes or nearly sneezes s-m-n out of their nose. this action is typically by incident, but can be purposefully done if the nose is tickled while you are swallowing s-m-n.
hey amelia, did you hear about that girl ama, her boyfriend said she headcrabbed last night.
see headcrab.
the quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab’s host.
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