Headed-nowhere
when you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it’s going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.
jroc: how long have you and ashley been going out?
vanilla wafer$: a month bromosabi.
jroc: and she still hasn’t prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.
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