headless chicken
1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose
1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. “look at that tw-t savage” exclaimed fredo “he’s worse than a headless chicken.”
a headless chicken is a s-xual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
the man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman’s v-g-n- meanwhile standing up.
he should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
this should be done until the man runs out of air.
i would so headless chicken that girl!
i love you so much i would headless chicken you.
running around aimlessly, without real purpose.
craig heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole 90 minutes. again.
a panic stricken and/or illogical person
the once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.
a complex s-xual act involving five men and 1 woman. the woman takes one c-ck in her mouth, one in the p-ssy and one in her -ss, whilst the remaining lucky two guys f-ck her armpits. this results in the woman gagging and flapping like a headless chicken.
“dude i’m glad that girl shaved her armpits before last night!”
“yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that b-tch!”
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