headneck
a redneck pothead
‘i know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he’s a total headneck’
2 more definitions
an ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral s-x. usage is exactly like one would use “tennis elbow.” the first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. appears in both genders and can be -ssociated with f-ll-t–, c-nn-l-ng-s or even -n-lingus. it truly is an equal opportunity malady.
“heck bill, i’d really love to go down on you today, but i have a really severe case of head neck.”
an ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral s-x. usage is exactly like one would use “tennis elbow.” the first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. appears in both genders and can be -ssociated with f-ll-t–, c-nn-l-ng-s or even -n-lingus. it truly is an equal opportunity malady.
“heck bill, i’d really love to go down on you today, but i have a really severe case of head neck.”
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