headtable
the act of one hitting their forehead against a table, or any hard surface due to failure, embarr-ssment, defeat, or any “…..”, “o_o”, “fml” and/or “wtf” moment.
my life is so messed up. -headtable-
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a v-g-n- with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of c-nn-l-ng-s in which the natural lubrication of the v-g-n- tastes the way that heartburn feels. she had such a wikket case of heartburn p-ssy that i needed a tums and a tagamet after i went down on her. and a […]
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- Helsinger
bad -ss mother f-cker, usually -ssociated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning. “is that a helsinger?” “yes! lets get the f-ck out of here!!”