Healthitarian
a healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. a healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. a true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
katie: here, eat this dead cow meat!
travis: no thank you, katie. i don’t eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat…
katie: want some utter-juice?
travis: thanks for asking, but i don’t drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.
katie: what kind of fast-food do you eat?
travis: actually, i don’t eat fast-food. only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.
katie: what about some of this candy?
travis: check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. well, simply put, no.
katie: you’ll have some pop, won’t you?
travis: glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine… definately not!
katie: why won’t you eat or drink any of that stuff?
travis: because i am a healthitarian. and it’s okay that you’re not, i still love you, you’re awesome, but i am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!
katie: being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn’t the food taste bland?
travis: not at all; you don’t need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! there are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, i can help you find them if you want!
katie: that sounds spectacular, i’ll become a healthitarian right away! thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
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