Hearney
a breed of human that lives in the woods, and films wherever they go. that are non-social creatures with no friends, but lots of animals to keep them company. the few friends they have are good but usually a little gay. they eat dog biscuits and sausage rolls, and worship a god they know as ‘cl-ssicbou’
ant: let’s go for a walk in the woods
anna: ew no we might b-mp into a hearney!
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