heart attack on a plate
a termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
-nick d and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the golden corral-
nick d: -accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate- holy sh-t, yo check out that n-gg-potamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
nick’s homie: i see that. daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric sh-tload of grease.
nick d: yeah i bet that sucka’s soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his jabba the hutt -ss around.
dangerous dan’s coronary burger special: 2 8oz patties, 4 slices of bacon, 2 slices of cheddar and a fried egg on top. served w/ fries and gravy, can of pop and mayo as a garnish for sure!
umm, loads of pancakes.
this man is eating a heart attack on a plate…
this girl is 100 lbs and finished the 11lb burger in under 3 hours
destined for heart failure upon consumption
heart attack on toast (on a plate)
if you are in quebec, this is often meant to refer specifically to the national dish of the sovereign nation of quebec: poutine. it’s fries + tons of cheese curds + h-lla gravy.
if you are from outside of quebec, you probably haven’t eaten any good poutine
sh-tloads of greasy food on one plate
hey fat-ss mind the heart attack on a plate
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