Heat-seeking moisture missile
a small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
when my girlfriend came home too drunk to sh-g, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
3 more definitions
an incredibly large, erect p-n-s. syn: d-ck, third leg, throbbing python of love,
ant: pr-ck
launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
a name for the p-n-s
john’s heat seeking moisture missile was probing sally’s cooch.
the mans fluid he releases while ejaculating
i shot my heat seaking moisture missiles right in her death star
Read Also:
- heroin teeth
teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing i can tell jack’s on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin
- Hesirection
the awkward dance between two people hesitating on their respective directions while they try to walk around each other. “dude, i had a m-ssive hesirection in public the other day. i was so embarr-ssed, it lasted way too long.”
- Hetasexual
a hetalian who is attracted to other hetalians/hetalia characters person 1: i have the biggest crush on doitsu… person 2: you must be a hetas-xual then…
- High school slut
a girl/boy who is starting their ‘sl-t’ reputation out at a younger age. often times a high school sl-t has awkward s-x with many girls/guys. they don’t really mind doing it in the playground next to the school, the men’s restroom, the janitors closet, and many other places. high school sl-ts have 0% self respect […]
- hospital flip
a hospital flip is a skateboarding trick. it’s basically a half kickflip under shove it thing. all you gotta do is flick a little and turn your foot inward and you’ve got it. it’s easy to do and not a lot of people really know how to do them (at least of the people i […]