Heat Wave Bag
when a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
i heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so i did not shower while she was gone and gave her the heat wave bag the night she got back.
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