Heathen Baptism
the act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing “away” from the celebrant of any heathen/asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
“did you see trogdor thorsson’s heathen baptism at sumbel?”
“holy sh-t, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn… i think he’s still sputtering!”
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