Heather Humper
the name given to any guy who has s-x with a sl-t named heather. it is most popular in the northwest region.
(lily): wow, that guys pretty cute…
(sara): yea, but i wouldn’t lay a hand on him.
(lily): why??
(sara): because he is a know heather humper.
(lily): yuck. nevermind, i don’t feel like catching an std.
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