Heather Locklear
noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she’s not a very convincing, or even good actress.
verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you’ve dumped them.
did you see that movie with heather locklear in it? i avoided that thing like the plague.
maria: hey, anna, i’m dumping jason.
anna: wow. that’s sudden.
(a few days p-ss and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a heather locklear on me?
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