heather mills

a sl-tty, ditzy, annoying woman who could never be anywhere as good and kind a person as linda eastman. married a man 26 years her senior and had a child with him. only did it for the money and social status and now says in interviews that she wishes they had never met. unlike linda, who was only despised by irrational, jealous teenyboppers, heather is hated all throughout the land by anyone (both men and women) with low tolerance for idiots.
“heather mills ranks just a belt notch above yoko in my book.”
a gold digger who married sir paul mccartney in 2002. she tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. now wait a minute. paul is a beatle, that means that he can’t go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. he was married to linda for nearly 30 years. it was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. if he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn’t we know about that long before now? heather is just making up sh-t to gain sympathy and get more moolah. when she gets her settlement all paul has to do is write another alb-m and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.
heather mills married paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.
a little sl-t who does not deserve the wonder that is paul mccartney. see: peg leg.
“i killed heather mills. i am now lexie mccartney and i don’t have to worry about her and her fake leg getting in the way.”
a one-legged gold digging wh-r-/pirate/witch that didn’t deserve the wonder that is paul effing mccartney.
heather mills is such a sk-nk, it makes my mind boggle.
the act of having s-xual intercourse with the stump(s) of an amputee.
oh man, do you see that paraplegic chick at the bar? i want to heather mills her all night long. look at how perfectly formed those stumps are.
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