Heaven’s Gate Cult
in 90’s there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a sp-ce ship. several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, ’cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. once a room was found with 30 heaven’s gate members who had commited suicide. they thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the sp-ceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.
they claim to be christian, but they’re a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. there’s a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.
poor sod: i’m lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. i should go join heaven’s gate cult! a cult would fill the void!
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