Heavy Kung Fu


really good and disgustingly bad-ss. a mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kick-ss as kung fu.
guy 1 “man, how did you manage to kill that boss and not take a single hit?”

guy 2 “because i’m heavy kung fu”

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