Hebert
a common last name in louisiana (equivalent to smith). usually mispr-nounced by telemarketers(he-bert). actually pr-nounced a-bear, it’s french -ssholes.
resident: h-llo?
telemarketer: h-llo, may i please speak to mrs. or mr. he-bert.
resident: it’s hebert (a-bear).
telemarketer: oh, i’m sorry.
resident: die in a fire! -click-
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