hebrew miracle
a man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business’s owner of jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.
friend 1: did you hear about goldstein’s pharmacy?
friend 2: yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
friend 1: yep. word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money’s on a hebrew miracle.
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