heckler
a person who says sh-t while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he’s an -sshole or if the act completley sucks.
the heckler screwed the comedian over.
bill cowan is a fat -ss
short for german gun manufacturer heckler & koch.
“tryin to stretch out the coca, like a wrestler, yessir
keep the heckler close, you know them smokers’ll test ya”
jay-z
1 – an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an -sshole.
2 – one who insults and harr-sses others to feel better about oneself.
3 – see -sslantern
trance stuck an entire helium tank up the -ss of the heckler at fns.
hater & judge. not the same as a critic though. they are disrespectful half breads that feel everyone has to live by their opinions. most of them 18-30+old, either live in theirs mothers/family’s home still to feed off the maternal t-t. have no direction, lack stature and morals in human behavior.
(how to handle a b-tch heckler)
female comic: i was walking threw jersey the other day and….
heckler(yells threw the crowd): you suck, your a nothing, and a n-body, your a hag, you blow for judas for duckets!
female comic: do people like you ever shut the f-ck up? your daddy was begging me to suck his d-ck offering 5g’s while yo’ momma was bent over gettin’ a dirty sanchez from my agent punk. who’s the n-body? get the f-ck oudda here. were you the guy, in that movie one time, where the group was yelling “squeal like a pig boy?” you can’t handle this truth. that’s why you hide behind your website opinions. btw didn’t you pay to see this show?
heckler: (bows his head in shame when she gets done with him. the crowd laughs as he slowly cowers out of the building)
1) an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an -sshole
2) see -sslantern
trance took the heckler and threw him across the skating rink at fns.
the second oldest profession in the world.
welcome to the heckling club, where we will bring down the glee club. the heckler is the second oldest profession in the world.
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