Hector Anus


heck-tore a-nuss
-noun

an -n-s that has experienced more than a c-ck or two or three or four…at the same time. a “hector -n-s” is what happens after your -sshole has been stretched by something the size of a basketball.
patient: doc, i can’t tell if i am sh-tting or not! p–p just falls on the floor!
doctor: well, omfg no wonder! your -sshole is the size of a hector! your sphincter muscle has been damaged beyond repair! prognosis not good, you have hector -n-s!

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