hedge pig
short fat ugly woman.
look out, there is a hedge pig coming this way.
a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking … extremely feisty!
watchout for that hedgepig!
a particularly fat,ugly and sk-nky female who looks like they have been dragged through a hedge
bl–dy h-ll that bird is a proper hedgepig!!
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