Heebphones

when a jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.

sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. the wiring for the phones also has 1/4″ plug for said receiver.

heebphones can also be be a relative’s old pair.

often times they’re given as gifts.

if not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. at the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.

note: these are not to be confused with the new “noise cancelling headphones”. this type of headphones were the original set!
example 1: at chanaka, shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. upon opening the box, shmuey let his disapointment known.

shmuey: “it is! it is! oh, heebphones”

example 2: person a – “listen, david, i don’t care if those nova 10s you found in your bas-m-nt are the bees knees. stop being a jew and using your heebphones. go out and buy an updated set.”