Heeltard


1. a fan of the university of north carolina at chapel hill’s sports teams, particularly men’s basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circ-mscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding unc basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a unc basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with north carolina license plates who is totally riding your -ss for no reason
“the night carolina beat duke, i didn’t get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the heeltards next door were being so loud.”

“after chapel hill won, my brother and two of his heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down franklin street.”

“this heeltard’s suv is all up in my sh-t.”

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