heemal
the coolest and hottest stud that ever lived on the face of this planet
heemal rules!
a nocturnal little gnome that chumba’s it all over and entertains itself
motherc-cksucker!!! i got bit by a freakin’ heemal the other day!
a smurf who looks like an eight year old lemur
luke, bathe your heemal before going out with your friends, it stinks like aging cheese
a video game system
i’m gonna play with heemal’s attached joystick tonight!!!
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