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• herbie curbie

  having s-x behind or on a small roadside trash dumpster. usually this can only be done on the night before the morning trash pickup. best done while under the influence of marijuana. did you see those two people going at it behind that trash can? i could see them on the edge of my car’s […]

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• Hired Geek

  an intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. it was frequently used by hunter s. thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists. any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.

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