heffner
a ladies man to have all the woman
im a heffner baby;got all the gurls
slang for kinky s-x kitten; often a person who contains many fetishes and likes to be beaten, abused, ordered around, and then complimented at the end of the day. crazy hot s-x goddess kali stoner
word used to describe something erotic and new that a person has recently experienced in bed.
i was just with a heffner. best experience of my life!
a person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect badonkadonk. from the german verb heffen which means “to search for booty”.
i mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn’t going to make it any bigger. i like her, but i wish she would just stop being such a heffner.
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