hefty load
a milkman sized c-m shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.
me: i shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like lady gaga, but less gay looking. here, i taped it on my new phone.
some chick: you’re a f-cking pig, but you’re loaded. that means you can shoot your hefty load on my t-ts. after we hit bloomingdale’s, of course.
me: having money it awesome.
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