hegg
combination of “head” and “egg” used to describe the egg-like shape of a person’s head, most often applied to males.
john: “wow, dave really has an odd shaped head doesn’t he?”
ken: “i know man, that is one absolute hegg!”
1. (n) a hungover, mean b-st-rd of a poster on a board or in a chatroom, who hates anyone and anything conceived more than 20 miles from where he resides. not dangerous/malicious unless out of ciggies or cider, and invariably loyal almost to the point of pychosis
2. (n) a post by that is blunt to the point of making your eyes water, but also accurate as far as content is concerned
innocent poster: “should i have red or white wine with chicken?”
heggs:”i like beer, me.”
ip: “but that isn’t helpful to me.”
heggs: “take yer whiney tard sh-te and f-ck off then.”
ip: “thanks, heggs”
2. innocent poster: “good morning.”
heggs: “morning f-cker? it ain’t morning here, ya daft b-st-rd.”
rest of community: “morning heggs.”
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