Heidi Klum
model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret b-tch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
is that heidi klum on tv? turn it off before i throw rotten tomatoes at the screen!
one of today’s top supermodels. she is 5’9 with green eyes and naturally light brown hair. known for her pictures on swimsuit magazines, appearances in movies, sense of humour and her flings with people such as anthony kiedis, jay kay from jamirioquai and is now pregnant to lover flavio briatore.
one of the prettiest supermodels around with a natural shape to her body, glowing skin and has graced the cover of sports ill-strated many many times.
one of the world’s most beautiful women who is married to one of the world’s ugliest n-gg-rs.
what was heidi klum thinking, marrying not only a f-cking n-gg-r, but a n-gg-r who’s ugly even by n-gg-r standards.
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