heifer herder
–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking “ugly” friends to re-ssure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
ex.
gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.
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