heine hymen
the final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their “backyard” to become a playground for others’ body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. it’s the -n-l maidenhead.
muriel: gee whiz, cindy! sit down! you’re acting like you have ants in your pants!
cindy: oh, muriel! i let salvatore do things to me last night and i can’t sit down. it’s horrible!
muriel: so he finally took your heine hymen! he’ll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. at least that’s what he did to me…
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