Heinzelmanchens
die heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in cologne, germany. they look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. die heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. die heinzelmanchens are shy like brownies because they don’t want people to see them on shifts.
one story says that these elves are not in cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.
die heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn’t charge extra for their services. aren’t they sweet?
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