Helen Keller Theory
the theory that if you build a time machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a s-x tape with helen keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.
guy: hey lets go back in time and bang helen keller to make a few bucks.
other guy: ya sure we need to build a time machine first and dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the time-sp-ce continuum.
guy: yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the helen keller theory.
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