heliassam
you wan’t to get ya self a heli-ssam for sure. they are great in bed, i mean like d-mnnnn. heli-ssam’s are also very kind and loyal. usually have pretty light brown eyes and dark hair. he’s probably dominican too. if ya lucky enough to find one, keep that boy.
yoooo girl heli-ssam got that good d-ck.
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