heliphobe
someone who cant accept someone being helis-xual
person a :”i s-xually identify as an attack helicopter ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. people say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and i’m f-cking r-t-rded but i don’t care, i’m beautiful. i’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and agm-114 h-llfire missiles on my body. from now on i want you guys to call me “apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. if you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. thank you for being so understanding.
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