hellfire tour

a challenge held in the city of canterbury anually
the canterbury “h-llfire tour” 2009

1. have s-x in weird places at least twice in one night
2. must sh-g as many races and genders as possible
3. come drinking with the pirate socirty after getting fake i.d. (and survive)
4. dress up as a legionnaire (or similar) and storm chaucer/anselms school reception with at least two other people screaming “i demand satisfaction!” until thrown out
5. walk into mcdonalds wearing only a box, and drop it saying in a scottish accent “take a taste of this big mac!” and run out
6. have a nervous breakdown in ann summers
7. hold up a sigh saying “free s-x women/men only” (depending on preference)
8. use one of nathan blackalls chat up lines successfully
9. sh-t in a bag, set it on fire, put it on a doorstep, ring the doorbell and run
10. army crawl across a zebra crossing taking at least two minutes
11. run down the highstreet with a sock around the dong and a hood and cape
12. wear a gimp mask and leather harness and be walked through canterbury on a leash
13. fit as many p-ssing pedestrians into a phonebox as possible
14. organised practical joke on a member of the public
15. 1 person dresses as a squirrel chases another person (dressed as a nut seller) through canterbury while the nut-seller screams “he’s after my nuts!”
16. attend a wedding/funeral uninvited dressed as death

etc.
extra points are awarded for wearing fairy wings during the challenges, 3 points per challenge, this is known as “the fairy-wing bonus”