Hellmix
noun.
1. a sumptuous mixture of various left over dishes combined together with aggression, loathing and majesty in a large pan or wok. a h-llmix often occurs after a heavy night of drinking where takeaway was eaten and the recipients sufficiently c-ntoxed at the critical ordering stage. this results in a f-cking stupid amount of food being delivered, much of which lays discarded. this situation can however be made good the following morning by tipping it all into a single pan and creating glorious glorious h-llmix, a dish so much more than the sum of its parts that brings despair and dark eroticism to all who taste it.
2. a mixture of anything that appears to have been combined with the requisite levels of hatred and genius.
1. “p-ss me another bowl of steaming h-llmix eric, you beautiful b-st-rd. i want to start the day with a healthy dose of heartburn and acquire an -rs-hole like a j-panese flag by lunchtime”
2. “i can’t be f-cked to clean the house, do we still have any of that h-llmix we brought back from glade? i really feel that a nervous restless energy accompanied by harrowing visuals and an inexplicable crushing feeling of dread is really going to get me in a cleaning vibe..”
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