hello kitty robe
that f-cking h-llo kitty robe = definition of versatile… it cleans up throw up, wipes -sses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the h-llo kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.
no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the h-llo kitty robe.
i hate him i wanna use him the like h-llo kitty robe.
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